Quote of the Day (2009-06-03)

Filipino kid: You are American? Tourist: No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun.

Source: Kids in the Hall

Quote of the Day (2009-04-29)

I'll have what she's having.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2009-04-24)

Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened. Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

Source: Cheers

Quote of the Day (2009-04-23)

Alice: Boy, you men kill me; you're all alike. You want us women to bow and scrape at your feet. You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us!

Source: The Honeymooners

Quote of the Day (2009-04-21)

Bernard Woolley (on the phone): "Yes, we will want simultaneous translators. ... No, not when the PM meets the leaders of the English speaking nations. ... Yes, the English speaking nations can be said to include the United States. With a certain generosity of spirit."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

Quote of the Day (2009-04-17)

C. K. Dexter Haven: I'm sorry, but I thought I better hit you before he did. He's in better shape than I am.

Source: The Philadelphia Story

Quote of the Day (2009-04-16)

Lisa: My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd. Comic Book Guy: We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt? [open his jacket to show off his shirt] Lisa: [reading the shirt] "C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN". [laughs] Lisa: Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny. Professor Frink: Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."

Source: The Simpsons